User:Theheavyweaponsguy

Strictly speaking, the Theheavyweaponsguy is the most vonduful deng im dee univarse. Und das ist sayng somthang.

The Theheavyweaponsguy is a chap from Zentral USofA who actually has a brain, and more surprising than this, puts it to frequent and pseudo-semi-partial-usage. He is still new to Uncyclopedia and therefore his page looks like a steaming hot page of shit and chips, but this seems to be an occupational hazard, and he doesn't really give a platypus's left flipper about it. Don't come to him and play Captain Obvious and say 'Hey, your page looks like a steaming hot page of shit and chips'. He knows.