User:TheHappySpaceman/HowTo:Take the name of God in vain
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For the love of God, don't take his name in vain! Oops, I just did, twice.
Step 1: Don't do it.[edit | edit source]
Read what I just said and follow these instructions.
Step 2: I told you not to do it.[edit | edit source]
If you do it, a lightning bolt will strike you down.
Step 3: Dumbass.[edit | edit source]
Do you want to be struck down by a lightning bolt?
Step 4: You said it.[edit | edit source]
“For god's sakes, stop annoying me!!!”~ You
You just took his name in vain. Here comes the lightning bolt!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!![edit | edit source]
Step 5: Goddammit, I just got blood all over the floor.[edit | edit source]
OH CRAP! WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT???