User:Syndrome/UnTweets:BrotatoSalad07
Name: Brian Cogner
Location: College
Bio: College student. Likes stuff. Does stuff. Is stuff.
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BrotatoSalad07
First class[edit | edit source]
Alarm goes off. No worries. I have another.
6:30am October 9th from txt
2nd alarm goes off. Push snooze. Don't have to be anywhere until 9:15 anyway.
7:00am October 9th from txt
Whoops. How many times did I hit snooze?
7:38am October 9th from txt
Seriously, get up! Going to be late for my appointment with my Spanish teacher!
7:49am October 9th from txt
Get online to look up some words in Spanish so I don't look like an idiot.
8:13am October 9th from web
Out the door, heading for the bus stop. Let's do this.
8:24am October 9th from txt
Cuntymints! The bus is pulling up and it doesn't see me!
8:26am October 9th from txt
On bus.
8:27am October 9th from txt
Some witty highbrow shouted "run, Forest, run" as I was running to the bus. Sounded like a megaphone.
8:28am October 9th from txt
Seriously. A megaphone? There should be a circle of Hell reserved for people like that.
8:30am October 9th from txt
Given the chance, I would have punched him in the face on my way to the bus. No doubt.
8:33am October 9th from txt
Hello, face. Meet fist. Why don't you get to know each other?
8:40am October 9th from txt
Room is locked. I'll sit outside the door and read a newspaper.
9:05am October 9th from txt
This newspaper sucks.
9:11am October 9th from txt
I do believe it's past 9:15. Is this the right room?
9:16am October 9th from txt
There he is. He unlocks the door for the rest of the class and takes me somewhere else.
9:26 October 9th from txt
Oh good, he wants to speak English. My Spanish sucks. That's the point.
9:27am October 9th from txt
Good. I think I moved him to sympathy. Might be less inclined to fail me now.
9:36am October 9th from txt
We're writing an essay on computers today. Probably should have done some research.
9:40am October 9th from web
Stomach growling. Did I forget breakfast?
10:10am October 9th from web
Focus. Write now. Food later.
10:11am October 9th from web
Looks good. No red squiggly lines except for my name. Outta here.
10:26am October 9th from web
Second class[edit | edit source]
Just get a slice of pizza for now. I'll get lunch after next class.
10:31am October 9th from txt
Very hot. Very delicious.
10:45am October 9th from txt
WTF? Pizza so hot that I burnt the skin off the roof of my mouth.
11:02am October 9th from txt
Didn't even know mouths had skin. Was sure they didn't.
11:04am October 9th from txt
Now I have dead skin hanging of my palate. It's like a second uvula.
11:16am October 9th from txt
Get newspaper to replace sucky one. This one has comics!
11:30am October 9th from txt
Math class starts. Should have probably done homework.
11:45am October 9th from txt
Prof.'s "n"s look like "4"s.
12:01pm October 9th from txt
"u"s look like "n"s.
12:20pm October 9th from txt
Class dismissed. Briefly discuss homework. Conclusion: It's hard.
12:32pm October 9th from txt
Third class[edit | edit source]
Not very hungry. Might not get lunch after all?
12:35pm October 9th from txt
Notice new voicemail. Didn't know I missed a call.
12:37pm October 9th from txt
It's her! Not on voicemail, at lunch!
12:38pm October 9th from txt
Check voicemail and pretend not to see her.
12:39pm October 9th from txt
Return call and still pretend not to notice.
12:40pm October 9th from txt
Sounds like my mom wants to take in a stray cat.
12:45pm October 9th from txt
Get in line, despite not being hungry.
12:46pm October 9th from txt
She went to the water fountain! Leaving line (not hungry) to intercept and say hi.
12:46pm October 9th from txt
She giggled nervously and went back to her seat. Seems she didn't want to talk.
12:47pm October 9th from txt
I don't think she likes me.
12:49pm October 9th from txt
Is life worth living? Decide to give it benefit of doubt.
12:55pm October 9th from txt
Besides, no convenient place to hang myself from. Not that I checked.
12:56pm October 9th from txt
In computer lab doing a little Spanish. Should go back and get lunch.
1:00pm October 9th from web
Whoops! Lunch closes at 1:30. Need to start dicking about and wrap this up!
1:20pm October 9th from web
Got the last plate before they closed. Enormous amounts of food.
1:30pm October 9th from txt
I can't finish half of this. How embarassing.
1:40pm October 9th from txt
Better carry my plate far away so no one sees me throw away so much food.
1:45pm October 9th from txt
Last class of the day. Try not to doodle in my notes too much.
2:00pm October 9th from txt
This uvula is really bothering me. Wonder if I can pull it off without too much a fuss.
2:04pm October 9th from txt
Got it!
2:20pm October 9th from txt
Doodle free and going strong!
2:29pm October 9th from txt
It probably helps that I'm not taking notes.
2:31pm October 9th from txt
Prof.'s phone went off so class should end now.
2:45pm October 9th from txt
Still in the middle of a demonstration. This is going to take several more powerpoint slides.
2:47pm October 9th from txt
After Class[edit | edit source]
Free! Pondering where to go now.
2:48pm October 9th from txt
Go back home. Nothing more for me here.
2:49pm October 9th from txt
There she is again! She's just adorable.
2:51pm October 9th from txt
She's sitting with her back to me. Going to circle an adjacent building so she can see me approach.
2:52pm October 9th from txt
Is this normal? Is twice in one day too much? I'm not stalking, am I?
2:53pm October 9th from txt
She's gone.
2:54pm October 9th from txt
Oh no, there she is. Talking to someone. I chicken out.
2:55pm October 9th from txt
I hope that God is cruel and sadistic, because SOMEONE better be finding my constant failures funny.
2:56pm October 9th from txt
@Cakeman213: Thanks for the offer, but you laughing at me won't help.
2:58pm October 9th from txt
Going to try again. No excuses. No circling this time.
2:59pm October 9th from txt
FAIL.
3:01pm October 9th from txt
Bus pulls up as I walk to the stop. To carry me away from my defeat.
3:02pm October 9th from txt
When she saw me, she looked at her watch and packed thing up to leave for class.
3:03pm October 9th from txt
What did I do wrong? Why does she hate me?
3:06pm October 9th from txt
You know what? I don't care. Just don't care.
3:08pm October 9th from txt
Am I creepy? Does it seem like I'm stalking her?
3:11pm October 9th from txt
Rationalizing that I'm not a stalker.
3:13pm October 9th from txt
Reading the comics in my newspaper. Oh, Beetle Bailey, you're such a joker.
3:20pm October 9th from txt
There's an ant on my window. Hey, little dude.
3:25pm October 9th from txt
Maybe tomorrow will be better.
3:34pm October 9th from txt