User:Someguyudontknow/Nobody Cares

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Chowder does drugs and nobody cares

Nobody cares about this article, meh.

Yesterday[edit | edit source]

  • Fredrick Valentich died and nobody cared
  • Mario married Jon Stewart but who gives a shit?
  • Chowder is on drugs but nobody gave a poop
  • You died a nobody cares, plus everyone will be happy!
  • USSR was blown up by Kidnergartners and nobody cared
  • The Flannan Isles mystery was solved but nobody cares
  • The Chase Vault was abandoned and nobody cared
  • NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES
  • Halo 3 and Super Mario Galaxy was released and nobody cares
  • George W Bush died and nobody cares
  • South America exploded and nobody cares
Aliens crossed Area 51 and nobody cares

Today[edit | edit source]

  • Mount Everest was climbed and nobody cares
  • Bigfoot was real and nobody cares
  • Grue's killed you but nobody cares
  • Futurama was cancelled and nobody cared
  • Toyota ruled the world and nobody cares
  • Nickelodeon sucks and nobody cares

Tommorow[edit | edit source]

List of pepole who care[edit | edit source]

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See Also, if you bother[edit | edit source]