User:Someguyudontknow/Nobody Cares
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Nobody cares about this article, meh.
Yesterday[edit | edit source]
- Fredrick Valentich died and nobody cared
- Mario married Jon Stewart but who gives a shit?
- Chowder is on drugs but nobody gave a poop
- You died a nobody cares, plus everyone will be happy!
- USSR was blown up by Kidnergartners and nobody cared
- The Flannan Isles mystery was solved but nobody cares
- The Chase Vault was abandoned and nobody cared
- NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES
- Halo 3 and Super Mario Galaxy was released and nobody cares
- George W Bush died and nobody cares
- South America exploded and nobody cares
Today[edit | edit source]
- Mount Everest was climbed and nobody cares
- Bigfoot was real and nobody cares
- Grue's killed you but nobody cares
- Futurama was cancelled and nobody cared
- Toyota ruled the world and nobody cares
- Nickelodeon sucks and nobody cares
Tommorow[edit | edit source]
- Aliens exsisted and nobody cares
- World War III started and nobody cares
- Adolf Hitler was alive and nobody cares
- Whopper discontinued and nobody really cared
- USA lost the Mexican-American War and nobody cared
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sucked and nobody cared
- You came back to life then killed and nobody cares
- NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES