User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/HowTo:Deal with reality (The Matrix version)

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Remember, all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

Choosing your own destiny[edit | edit source]

Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind — driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. That you are a slave. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.

Are you sure you have what it takes?