User:Simsilikesims/I want a cookie

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You know, I think a cookie sounds pretty good right now. A delicious, soft, chewy cookie, with chocolate chips in it. Maybe I would like a cookie. You know what goes well with cookies? Tea or a nice tall glass of milk that I can dunk the cookies in, so they get nice and moist and delicious. Yes, I would like a cookie. I can imagine biting into one now, with all its soft chewy goodness, and its delicious sweetness and that delicious cookie flavor. You don't have any cookies do you? My stomach is growling just thinking about that delicious cookie, all crumbly and delicious, yet soft and chewy. Perhaps I should go to my pantry and see if I have any cookies. Unfortunately, it seems I am fresh out of cookies, probably because I ate the entire box last time I bought cookies. They were so good, so sweet and soft and chewy and chocolatey. Maybe I should mix up a batch of cookies. Let's see. I have my flour, and sugar, and butter, but I'm out of chocolate chips. You didn't bring any chocolate chips with you, did you? No, that figures.