User:Simsilikesims/Ebay conspiracy
This shit goes way deeper than anyone knows! This knowledge is extremely dangerous and your life is now in immediate danger!
The Cover Up[edit | edit source]
Ebay is pig latin for be, and by typing be in a google search, the Beetles song "let it be" comes up, so we went to the source, Wikipedia to find out about the Beetles, and found that they were recorded by Apple. Apple is run by Apple Mac, the company which runs those shoddy computers. Apple Mac also make apple macaroni and cheese which Krusty the clown is advertising on the Simpsons. AMC, the acronym for apple macaroni and cheese, and I researched the AMC company further which is a sci fi website which is run by Kevin Maner, who we also researched and found that he is a Irish footballer. Upon further investigation, we found at great loss of life to our team, that all Irish soccerplayers are alien robots!!! EBay is a mind controlling distraction to stop people from knowing about the invasion. We also found out that Kevin Rudd is one of their human servants, and has being running a milkybar campaign, as the milkybar kid. The sinister purpose of this is to make people fat which creates acids which are used in creating LSDs for the aliens!!!
Human Beings are just big drug factories[edit | edit source]
Yes thats right our planet is being taken over to produce a universally illicit drug, the columbian aliens are deep thrughout our infrastructure, and have been around for a while. The unscrupulous founder of Ebay was a columbian alien druglord who went to earth to find more supplies of his waning LSD supplies.
The human traitors[edit | edit source]
The nerds of the earth have been working with willy wonker to make people fatter and also to create a mech army for the aliens. also they have produced the tv family family guy which when the numerals of family guy and ebay added together give the number 152. but what is this number? Why this ? I had to go deeper, it turns out that the aliens are actually run by the union of 42, so if you take 42 from 152 you get 110, which is the 20th of may 2009!! Thats the date of the great harvest, we translated some of the alien! The nerds have communicated this as a date of the new terminator movie coming out.
Also the year is exactly 42 years after the first star trek came out, 1967, 2009 is the year of doom... oh no! ive been discovered!
please dont forget my sacrifice!!
dont forget meeee.... ahhhh (men in white coats wearing nerd glasses drag author away)