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Uncyclopedians


An understanding of these fine intelligent creatures

It's been 12,000 years since humanities first civilization emerged from the heart of the fertile crescent which became known as Mesopotamia flourished and opened the gateway to all human knowledge. These Mesopotamians can not alone be given all the credit of all human knowledge in fact their existence is because a Species of intelligent beings: The Editours Uncyclous or more simply:Uncyclopedians.
"So Uncyclopedians are the root of all human knowledge?"
Thats right Timmy the Editours Uncyclous is the source of all human knowledge and makes up the very foundation that holds or society together but before begin let me give you a few words of caution:

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The educational martial was produced by trained professionals do not attempt any contact with any Editours Uncyclous(also referred to as "Uncyclopedian(s)") , without proper parental guidance. The makers of this program,or any party involved the production of this program is not responsible for injuries,emotional or psychological distress, or death resulting from contact encountering the Editours Uncyclous. If encountered,with or without proper guidance,the makers of this production or not responsible for any Incidents resulting from misunderstanding of facts presented in this production it is advised to not be a moron when studying any Uncyclopedian colony and death may result if you disrupt Uncyclopedian social conduct guidelins. Please consult with a lincenced and trained profesional before engaing cotact with uncyclopedians. Thank you, and have a nice day.

"I have no idea what any of that means"

ha-ha Timmy lets leave that to lawyers, just make sure you don't do anything that would just respect Uncyclopedians in the natural environment and you'll never have to worry about I said. Here are a few good rules to follow whenever encountering these intllegent beings.

1.Do not damage any Uncyclopedia colony

  • Escipally the main colony; which we will learn about later in production

2.Do not insult any user unless shuned by the uncyclopedians
3.Do not insult the Admin Class
Follow those rules and you'll be fine and your head might stay attach to your body!

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