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"Superbama beginning to cast IceLightning Double Dragon Blue Swirl ball on his Arch-Nemesis..."

Clinton-Obama Supernatural fight for the Presidency is only beginning

'It's official: Hillary Clinton is looking to move back into the White House, and this time she will throw fireballs at anything in her way.

The Six year Superhuman Hillary Clinton is a wannabe candidate for the president, and no-one was surprised when she formed a superpower army, in an attempt to blow up the white-house

But she does not go unchallenged: Superhuman Obama, or, as he likes to be called - "Superbama", has formed his own Superpower army in yet another attempt to destroy the white house for dominancy over the USA.

But for now, the world will be concentrating on the spectacular duel between Clinton and Superbama: the first woman and first African-American to be front-fighters for their armies. .
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