User:Savethemooses/Theoted

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  • [2006-12-02 00:19:10] <Theoted> jobot,favorite science fiction book?
  • [2006-12-02 00:19:19] <jobot37> Ender's Game
  • [2006-12-02 00:19:37] <jobot37> or Farenheit 451
  • [2006-12-02 00:19:52] <Theoted> oo
  • [2006-12-02 00:19:55] <Theoted> i've heard of Enders game
  • [2006-12-02 00:20:24] <jobot37> Ender's Game is great
  • [2006-12-02 00:20:25] <Theoted> its about some kid drafted into the military to fight some aliens as a commander?
  • [2006-12-02 00:20:34] <jobot37> in a way, yes
  • [2006-12-02 00:21:11] <Theoted> have you read the Ten Thousand?
  • [2006-12-02 00:22:07] <jobot37> I haven't
  • [2006-12-02 00:22:47] <Theoted> good book
  • [2006-12-02 00:23:49] <Theoted> its about 10k Greek hoplites and other types of soldiers fighting for a Persian King against the offficial Persian king
  • [2006-12-02 00:24:13] <Theoted> you heard of Xenophon?
  • [2006-12-02 00:24:50] <jobot37> no
  • [2006-12-02 00:25:18] <jobot37> I'm very much more of a horror reader
  • [2006-12-02 00:25:30] <Theoted> oh
  • [2006-12-02 00:26:40] <Theoted> kool
  • [2006-12-02 00:27:27] <Savethemooses> nerd alert
  • [2006-12-02 00:27:29] <Savethemooses> nerd alert
  • [2006-12-02 00:27:43] <Savethemooses> there is a high concentration of nerds in the area
  • [2006-12-02 00:28:21] <Savethemooses> at least this is better than when Lacey and Quinlan are in here
  • [2006-12-02 00:28:40] <Theoted> shut up! im a junior life gaurd, those count as nerds?
  • [2006-12-02 00:28:44] <Savethemooses> yes
  • [2006-12-02 00:28:54] <Savethemooses> that means you had to tread water for 15 minutes
  • [2006-12-02 00:29:09] <Savethemooses> time that could have been spent hanging out with cool people and doing all sorts of illegal things
  • [2006-12-02 00:29:23] <Spang> Lacey, isn't that the one that stole my sig?
  • [2006-12-02 00:29:33] <Savethemooses> probably, she's a loser
  • [2006-12-02 00:29:42] <jobot37> ok, whatever, ima go have a smoke, bbl
  • [2006-12-02 00:29:47] <Savethemooses> she just comes in here and talks to her friend Codestream about lame stuff
  • [2006-12-02 00:29:53] =-= jobot37 is now known as Jobot37|Smoking
  • [2006-12-02 00:30:18] <Theoted> favorite music bands?
  • [2006-12-02 00:30:57] <Savethemooses> Yanni
  • [2006-12-02 00:30:59] <Savethemooses> Kenny G
  • [2006-12-02 00:31:06] <Savethemooses> Kidz Bop
  • [2006-12-02 00:31:13] <Savethemooses> DEVO 2.0
  • [2006-12-02 00:31:25] <Theoted> omg, Kidz Bop???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • [2006-12-02 00:31:33] <Savethemooses> yes!
  • [2006-12-02 00:31:37] <Savethemooses> kidz bop is amazing
  • [2006-12-02 00:31:40] <Theoted> lame
  • [2006-12-02 00:31:42] <Savethemooses> no uh
  • [2006-12-02 00:31:44] <PenutButterTwist> gah
  • [2006-12-02 00:32:01] <Savethemooses> I love it when kids sing versions of classics like Sk8er Boi
  • [2006-12-02 00:32:05] <PenutButterTwist> they made me choke on popcorn
  • [2006-12-02 00:32:20] <Savethemooses> kidz bop is the single greatest group ever
  • [2006-12-02 00:32:53] <Theoted> iece of crud band of 2 year olds
  • [2006-12-02 00:33:01] <Savethemooses> uh no
  • [2006-12-02 00:33:04] <Savethemooses> more like 12 year olds
  • [2006-12-02 00:33:08] <Savethemooses> and they rock the house
  • [2006-12-02 00:33:24] <Savethemooses> way better than the beatles
  • [2006-12-02 00:33:55] <Theoted> kidz bop is puke
  • [2006-12-02 00:33:58] <Savethemooses> NO
  • [2006-12-02 00:34:15] <Savethemooses> KIDZ BOP IS THE GREATEST MUSIC EVER
  • [2006-12-02 00:34:17] <MoneySignBusy> NO WAY! If it wasn't for kids bop, the beatles wouldn't be who they are today.
  • [2006-12-02 00:34:50] <Savethemooses> kidz bop version of elenor rigby > beatles version > ray charles version
  • [2006-12-02 00:35:12] =-= beer4W4Y is now known as beer
  • [2006-12-02 00:35:35] <MoneySignBusy> I'm lucky my mom got me the first Kidz Bop album ever!! It's worth like 20 or 30 quid now on eBay!
  • [2006-12-02 00:35:35] <Theoted> meaning?that comparing kidz bop to the beatles makes the beatles sound like perfection to a glass of broken glass?
  • [2006-12-02 00:35:49] <Savethemooses> that made no sense
  • [2006-12-02 00:36:26] <Savethemooses> kidz bop is like heaven on earth
  • [2006-12-02 00:36:58] <MoneySignBusy> I like the main singer's octave reach the most.
  • [2006-12-02 00:37:12] <Savethemooses> yeah!
  • [2006-12-02 00:37:30] <MoneySignBusy> He must have been training for years..
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  • [2006-12-02 00:37:47] <Savethemooses> yeah at least two
  • [2006-12-02 00:38:49] <MoneySignBusy> I cry sometimes when they do a classic... Like Aqua's If I Could Turn Back Time....
  • [2006-12-02 00:38:59] <Theoted> so.........if im a nerd talking about books......and your not a nerd if you talking like a kidz bop fanantic extremist?
  • [2006-12-02 00:39:01] <MoneySignBusy> That song has a special meaning for me.
  • [2006-12-02 00:39:22] <MoneySignBusy> What???
  • [2006-12-02 00:39:27] <MoneySignBusy> Man, it's just good taste!
  • [2006-12-02 00:39:58] <Theoted> bah! kidz bop is a band trying to become as good as the old bands
  • [2006-12-02 00:39:59] <Spang> To be honest, I liked their earlier stuff... the newer stuff, I mean it's good, but it just doesn't set my soul alight like the old stuff used to...
  • [2006-12-02 00:40:00] <MoneySignBusy> At least we don't talk about things that MAY happen in the future... We talk about things happening NOW!
  • [2006-12-02 00:41:05] <MoneySignBusy> And even if your books DO come true, Kidz Bop will still be rocking!
  • [2006-12-02 00:41:38] <Theoted> bah
  • [2006-12-02 00:42:25] <Theoted> they are crud from beggining
  • [2006-12-02 00:42:43] <MoneySignBusy> Then why do you read them?
  • [2006-12-02 00:42:49] <Witt> omg MOOSES!
  • [2006-12-02 00:43:01] <Savethemooses> kidz bop just keeps innovating
  • [2006-12-02 00:43:07] <MoneySignBusy> Yeah!
  • [2006-12-02 00:43:26] <Savethemooses> first they did songs from a few years ago, then they did songs from more recently
  • [2006-12-02 00:43:26] <MoneySignBusy> They start off eggsellent, and stop with a bigger bang!
  • [2006-12-02 00:43:40] <Savethemooses> eggsactly!
  • [2006-12-02 00:43:43] <Theoted> innovATING????????THEY use old songs and ruin the heck out of them
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  • [2006-12-02 00:43:48] <Witt> Kidz Bop 23^6
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  • [2006-12-02 00:44:02] <Witt> oops
  • [2006-12-02 00:44:09] <MoneySignBusy> They improve where the orignal singers fail!!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:44:18] <Theoted> how?
  • [2006-12-02 00:44:31] <MoneySignBusy> It's because the old singers are old and don't have such versital voices anymore.
  • [2006-12-02 00:44:50] <Theoted> so they want little 12 year olds singing the songs?
  • [2006-12-02 00:44:52] <Spang> Everyone knows old people are useless
  • [2006-12-02 00:44:54] <MoneySignBusy> Kids Bop can play around without worrying about vocal arthritis.
  • [2006-12-02 00:45:01] <Savethemooses> yeah, do you think Dave Matthews could ever hit that high C in real life?
  • [2006-12-02 00:45:06] <Savethemooses> no
  • [2006-12-02 00:45:41] <MoneySignBusy> He'd die.
  • [2006-12-02 00:45:54] <Savethemooses> exactly
  • [2006-12-02 00:45:59] <MoneySignBusy> Like Frankies Attra died.
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:06] <Savethemooses> he passed his prime when he was 10
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:09] <MoneySignBusy> Wait... Is that how you spell it?
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:19] <Savethemooses> how do you think freddie mercury died?
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:23] <Witt> doesn't matter to Frankies Attra
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:28] <Witt> ;)
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:40] <Theoted> if they played any AFI songs like Miss murder then Kidz Bop deserves to be executed
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:49] <Savethemooses> theoted, how do you think freddie mercury died?
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:50] <MoneySignBusy> Yeah, that fag... Tried covering Kidz Bop's Madonna's Like A Prayers...
  • [2006-12-02 00:46:54] <Witt> Freddie mercury dies from choking on a Mars bar
  • [2006-12-02 00:47:01] <Savethemooses> not from aids
  • [2006-12-02 00:47:10] <Savethemooses> from trying to sing like kidz bop
  • [2006-12-02 00:47:16] <Witt> It's just ironic enough to be plausible
  • [2006-12-02 00:47:17] <MoneySignBusy> Urban legend...
  • [2006-12-02 00:47:20] <MoneySignBusy> Everybody knows that...
  • [2006-12-02 00:47:23] <Witt> snopes?
  • [2006-12-02 00:47:23] <Savethemooses> he missed the note so bad all of his white blood cells died
  • [2006-12-02 00:47:59] <Theoted> bull crap, no one sings good when they are in Kidz bop
  • [2006-12-02 00:48:00] <MoneySignBusy> And something about the T-rex cells being too many..
  • [2006-12-02 00:48:30] <MoneySignBusy> Exactly!
  • [2006-12-02 00:48:49] <MoneySignBusy> The second Kidz Bop makes a song of theirs, the original seems to suck!
  • [2006-12-02 00:48:59] <MoneySignBusy> Why do you think there is no more Avril Lavigne?
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:08] <Witt> Too busy sucking?
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:11] <Savethemooses> she was shamed
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:14] <MoneySignBusy> Yeah.
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:17] <MoneySignBusy> Exactly.
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:22] <Savethemooses> by the immense amazing-ness of teh KIDZ BOP
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:38] <Witt> For only *19.95* Call today!
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:48] <Savethemooses> I have all 12 kidz bop CDS
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:51] <Savethemooses> CDs
  • [2006-12-02 00:49:58] <Theoted> oh you guys ........*brings out a shotgun and shoots Kidz bop* now they are dead
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:02] <Witt> (must be 16 or older to call, tough shit small fry ask your parents)
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:11] <Theoted> some day the kids from kidz bop will be old
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:13] <MoneySignBusy> NOO!
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:21] <Savethemooses> IT'S JUST LIKE JOHN LENNON
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:22] <Theoted> what will happen then
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:24] <MoneySignBusy> They died like when they covered Kurt Cobain!!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:24] <Savethemooses> ONLY WAY SADDER
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:35] <Witt> AND MORE PUBLICIZED
  • [2006-12-02 00:50:49] <MoneySignBusy> THEY WILL NOT DIE IN VEINS!!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:09] <MoneySignBusy> I WILL HAVE MY VEGANS!!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:11] <Theoted> everyone gets old! even moosey dies !
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:26] <Savethemooses> uh... no
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:31] <Savethemooses> everybody else does
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:32] <Savethemooses> not me
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:39] <Spang> Savethemooses > death
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:44] <Savethemooses> exactly
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:57] <MoneySignBusy> FOR THE FATHER, THE SUN, AND THE WOOLY GOAT!!!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:51:59] <Savethemooses> kidz bop > all
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:00] <Witt> I can't die, linguistic elements of humor can never die
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:13] <Witt> They can get over used though
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:16] <Theoted> no Ted >death>mossey
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:16] <Spang> Wait a minute...
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:36] <Witt> Is a minute done yet?
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:41] <Theoted> so eat it!
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:44] <Savethemooses> you mean morrisey?
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:49] <Spang> Savethemooses > death, kidz bop > all, therefore kidz bop > death... they can't be dead!
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:50] <Witt> Or mosey.
  • [2006-12-02 00:52:53] <Savethemooses> because everybody is better than morrisey
  • [2006-12-02 00:53:03] <Savethemooses> especially kidz bop
  • [2006-12-02 00:53:06] <Theoted> what the hell
  • [2006-12-02 00:53:12] <MoneySignBusy> SAVETHEMORRISEYS!
  • [2006-12-02 00:53:14] <Witt> Witt>parody>satire
  • [2006-12-02 00:53:42] <Theoted> ted > death> algae> moosy> kidz bop
  • [2006-12-02 00:54:04] <Witt> apples>oranges
  • [2006-12-02 00:54:23] <Savethemooses> if you LOVE kidz bop say Aye
  • [2006-12-02 00:54:25] <Spang> Every four minutes, a Morrisey kill his own brain by singing it to death... only you can stop the horror...
  • [2006-12-02 00:54:28] <Savethemooses> AYE!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:54:35] <MoneySignBusy> AYE!!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:54:37] <Spang> Aye!
  • [2006-12-02 00:54:43] <Spang> Sorry, AYE!!!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:55:02] <MoneySignBusy> That's 4 ayes!!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:55:12] <Savethemooses> TAKE THAT TED
  • [2006-12-02 00:55:12] <MoneySignBusy> Sorry, missed one... 5!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:55:18] <Spang> And zero nays!
  • [2006-12-02 00:55:27] <Theoted> this is getting boring
  • [2006-12-02 00:55:35] <Savethemooses> YOU'RE getting boring
  • [2006-12-02 00:55:42] <Savethemooses> because you don't know TRUE ART
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:01] <MoneySignBusy> KIDZ BOB definitely win the grammerz this year, maybe?
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:07] <Witt> eye
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:09] <Spang> See, he just doesn't have a long enough attention span to appreciate the slendour of a Kidz Bop song
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:25] <Spang> *splendour
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:32] <Savethemooses> slender splendour
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:38] <Savethemooses> big spender
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:47] <Savethemooses> paid 20 dollars for a black and decker blender
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:56] <Witt> bender
  • [2006-12-02 00:56:58] <Savethemooses> i totally just freestyled that
  • [2006-12-02 00:57:12] <Spang> He'd probably rather just switch his brain off to some hack like Beethoven
  • [2006-12-02 00:57:30] <Savethemooses> that reminds me, Kidz Bop Plays Classical owns!
  • [2006-12-02 00:57:35] <Witt> Dude, that guy was high on Leads
  • [2006-12-02 00:57:47] <MoneySignBusy> Beatshoven wouldn't be who he is today if it wasn't for Kidz Bop!!
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:15] <Spang> I know... they didn't even have ELECTRICITY back then, how the hell could they make good music?
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:18] <Witt> *Hop it up this time around with Mo-Zart, Bach, and BEE-TovEEEEN*
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:26] <Savethemooses> they have a remix of Mozart's whatever thingy song mash-up with Hit Me Baby One More Time
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:35] <Spang> Genius
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:37] <Witt> *classical music plays*
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:38] <Savethemooses> good point spang
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:45] <Savethemooses> they didn't have synth
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:46] <MoneySignBusy> A lot of big artisticals have Kidz Bop to thank for their break thoughs.
  • [2006-12-02 00:58:50] <Savethemooses> or post-production
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  • [2006-12-02 00:59:14] <Witt> Smash Mouth!
  • [2006-12-02 00:59:29] <Savethemooses> hey wolf, you like kidz bop right?
  • [2006-12-02 00:59:51] <Witt> tey ar teh coolset ant1ng els3 is teh ghey
  • [2006-12-02 00:59:54] <Savethemooses> heck why am I asking
  • [2006-12-02 00:59:58] <Savethemooses> of course he does
  • [2006-12-02 01:00:00] <Savethemooses> all cool people do
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  • [2006-12-02 01:00:24] <Savethemooses> hahahaha
  • [2006-12-02 01:00:24] <MoneySignBusy> Is that what you do instead of asking for ops, Stm?
  • [2006-12-02 01:00:31] <Savethemooses> pretty much
  • [2006-12-02 01:00:34] <Savethemooses> it's more fun anyway
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