User:Ryan57/Unquotable:Greg

Greg, always the one to be confused by quotes.

Greg on Himself

• "Bagel."
• "I was the first person to discover the universe is a giant potato."
• "Wat were we talking about again?"
• "MY LAST NAME IS NOT BEECHAM!!!!!"
• "I am so awesomexcore."

Greg on Grammar

• "Do we need to talk about grammar in this artical?"
• "Come on, we can discus this later."
• "Oh l00k, a pottao."

Greg on stating the obvious

• "You have been eaten by a Grue. Start over?"
• "I am not ryan"
• "Greg has 3 legs"

Greg on Illogicopedia

• "My artical on me is not vainty."
• "Spam sapm spam psam PIE."
• "Actually, bagel because pie tastes like shit."

Greg on annoying administrators

• "HOWTO:ANNOY AN ADMINOTROATOR: {{QVFD}} {{QVFD}} {{QVFD}} {{QVFD}}"

Below is an actual segment of Illogicopedia's block log. All the blocks shown here effected Greg.

• 19:37, 27 Novelniver 2007 Testostereich (Talk | contribs) gave a Chinese Burn to "Elassint (Talk | contribs)" that will sting for at least 2 hours ‎ (I hate you :))
• 05:11, 23 Novelniver 2007 Testostereich (Talk | contribs) gave a Chinese Burn to "Elassint (Talk | contribs)" that will sting for at least 2 hours ‎ (annoying an admin)
• 17:53, 20 Novelniver 2007 Testostereich (Talk | contribs) gave a Chinese Burn to "Elassint (Talk | contribs)" that will sting for at least 2 minutes ‎ (keeps blanking pages then undoing it, becomes annoying)
• 20:36, 19 Novelniver 2007 MrMetalFLower (Talk | contribs) gave a Chinese Burn to "12.75.66.224 (Talk)" that will sting for at least 1 week ‎ (How to annoy an admin: 1. Fail 2. Think you're "so awesomexcore" that you think getting that article deleted was an achievement 3. Being an IP.)

Greg on Ryan

• "He keeps emailing me saying "GREG BEECHAM""
• "HE HAS A GUITAR?!?!?"
• "He asked me to spell my password..."

Greg on his username

• "It is random letters from the password of a very old account taht has now been changed." (Note:Greg wouldn't ever change a password... so, lets go h4x!)