User:Elassint

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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user is the random slutty armpit hair that pwned their tongue inside of your parchments so you must virtually untie them with a Hyundai.
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Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Elassint
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
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SHINY THINGS!![edit | edit source]

I WON the do NOT CLICK ANY LINKS GAME!
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Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _
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"Stop! Vandal!" Nocturnal Vigilance Badge

While the Admins were busy entertaining Monsignor Sandman, or sawing logs at work, this user did a spot on job of damage control, all without the use of an Admin Rifle, Gun, or Turbo Slingshot. We appreciate your efforts, and hereby bestow upon you the Most Honourable Title of: Uncyclopedia Nightwatch Expert



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Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!
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For fighting the Good Fight

Rabbi Techno

YAY!! I get a SHINY THING!!!!! Elassint 15:30, 9 October 2007 (UTC)