User:Reynard

The best known picture of the creature was nearly destroyed in a fire believed to have been started by the Reynard himself.

People are always trying to lynch the Reynard, but he always gets away.

"Look, it'd probly be best for everyone if ya just went on back to where ya come from. It ain't that we don't want ya around. Hell, we kinda like ya. I like ya. It's just that... well, ya smell real bad and ya terrify the women. And we don't really wanna lynch ya, but god dammit, if you don't get outta here, I'm gonna string ya up myself!"

- Leader of a lynch mob to the Reynard

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The Reynard is an enigmatic creature of the night. He dances and sings (quite poorly) but is not entirely uncouth. Generally misunderstood, he leads a melancholic, misanthropic existence, nightly washing away the sadness of being with a lot of whiskey and tears.

He often treats women to fancy dinners only to be generally ignored later, and hopes for nothing more than to someday meet a pretty girl who is not completely full of shit, foaming at the mouth, or doing both while having sex with his friends, which happens more often than the Reynard would like to admit to himself.

That's the Reynard's heterosexual life partner, Kurmanbek. He's so handsome!

He especially enjoys playing Kökbörü, the national sport of Kyrgyzstan (Asia's Switzerland), because women are not allowed to watch matches or ridicule the Reynard in any way. Therefore he generally prefers the sexual politics of the old world to the new and often gives lectures on post-postmodern masculine disempowerment.

соприкосновение?

He can be contacted through a myspace page, which was discovered sometime in the late 1960's. Scientists still haven't confirmed the page's origin, though many suspect it to be the work of Noam Chomsky. That "pretentious fuck," as the Reynard calls him, has wanted to destroy the Reynard since their epic debate in 1955, in which he slapped Chomsky with a glove, reportedly, "just for kicks."

http://www.myspace.com/filmguru

From the former Soviet Union with love.

наслаждение!

• Hashish
• Opium
• Cocaine
• Sex with:
  • Women
  • Cattle
  • Horses
  • Chickens
  • Rats
  • Uranus