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- A town is found... without a Starbucks!
- In a strange twist of events, I have written this article.
- Microsoft makes new Pc system, Microsoft Doors. (pictured)
- In urges of stupidity and wanted popularity, Several European countries change their names to be more like "Hungary" and "Turkey".
- Oh shit dude... you have Leukemia... I'm sorry...
- Taco Bell is now Taco Hell.
- Man, I wanted sex ed whe I was in kindergarden!
- With crimes rates slow low, a mayor pleads for crime.
- Men wear women's bathing suits to the beach.
- Zimbabwe is the world's happiest country.
- In an act of jealousy, Spain creates it's own bike race in response to the Tour De France.
- Elvis is still dead.
- Cocaine is for your soul, man.
- China is way too communist to host the 2008 summer Olympics.