User:RHF/Why?:Become an Eagle boy

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There may be many reasons why you would become an eagle boy; in this Why? I will go through just a few of them. However, at the same time there are also some reasons that would stop you from becoming one. You can use this article as a guide (When I say guide, I mean guide, this doesn't have to be the format of a Why? but it gives you a vague idea)

Why Become an Eagle boy?[edit | edit source]

There are many reasons, for example:

  • You could be bullied around 24-7
  • You want unlimited power to an eagle's extent
  • You are being made to do it
  • You don't have to use these powers for good - you can use them for your own nefarious purposes if you want to.
  • You want to know how Keronians taste

Why Shouldn't You Become an Eagle boy?[edit | edit source]

These following reasons could stop you from becoming an eagle boy:

  • You might not be able to control your powers
  • You might not want to face the Egg problem
  • You could be getting told not to do it, and that you are good enough as you are
  • You are chicken
  • You don't want to hurt a Keronian

Arguing against these points:

  1. Well you could always get someone to train you
  2. Why don't you want to, if you do it, you will probably face your fear, or at least be cool looking
  3. You don't always have to accept the bribe
  4. Use this as a chance to help get rid of your chickenocity!

However[edit | edit source]

If you are just transforming for the hell of it, ninjas could stab you. They can smell amazement at new powers. You must have some redeemability <somewhere> in your transformation.

Conclusion[edit | edit source]

Sure you would become a Keronian, you could mess up a mission, you might peel your Keronian shell, and you have a good chance of an interesting final battle, but becoming an eagle boy would be pretty awesome.