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Hi! Welcome to '''Cute Zekrom''''s [[Undictionary:Artificial intelligence|micro-world]]. Feel free to edit or vandalize this page all you want, I don't care!
 
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== Stuff I do on [[Uncyclopedia]] ==
 
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I'm really busy these days so I'm not available to do major stuff on Uncyclopedia such as writing [[Uncyclopedia:VFH|feature]]-worthy articles. (Although my newest UnNews article, "[[UnNews:UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'|UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3']]", is currently being nominated.) However, I am available to do regular maintenance on this [[wiki]], such as:
 
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=== Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia ===
;[[Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service|Proofreading]] articles
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* [[Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service|Proofreading]] articles
:Lots of our new users either have bad [[spelling]] or [[grammar]], and that can really bring down the quality of an article to the point where it's nearly [[Incomprehensibility|incomprehensible]]. Luckily, I help out with those issues, as well as [[punctuation]], [[capitalism|capitalization]], {{w|Help:Wiki markup|wiki formatting}}, etc. I usually mark these edits as {{w|Help:Minor edit|minor}}, unless the page has an [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|ICU]] or {{tl|Construction}} tag or is a [[Template:Stub|stub]], in which case the edit really counts a lot.
 
;[[Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD|QuickVFD]] and [[UN:ICU|ICU]]
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* Looking for [[Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD|stuff]] [[Uncyclopedia:Intensive Care Unit|to]] [[Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion|huff]]
 
* Nominating and voting for [[Uncyclopedia:VFH|VFH]] and [[Uncyclopedia:VFP|VFP]]
:I'm generally a friendly guy but take helping admins with the dirty work seriously. I don't like watching people [[Pwn|use Fusion Bolt]] on articles but this process is necessary to maintaining the integrity of the site, especially when there are {{NUMBEROFPAGES}} pages to keep track of. You just gotta [[fire]] the bad employees and keep the good ones!
 
 
* Helping new and unregistered users
:But I usually try to stay away from nominating articles for deletion, helping out with format and leaving "fix" messages with my trademarked signature: --{{User:Qzekrom/currentsig}}.
 
;Nominating and voting for [[Uncyclopedia:VFH|VFH]]
 
:This is my favorite thing to do here! It's definitely more positive than helping out with the dirty work because this process enables Uncyclopedians to feature our highest-quality articles on the [[Main Page|front page]]. In fact, the first article I read here, [[God]], was a featured article, and was featured again in [[2012]].
 
;Helping new and unregistered users
 
:Face it, {{NUMBEROFUSERS}} people currently edit this site and it's hard to manage it all, even for the admins. Most people come here and aren't sure what to do themselves, so why not help them? I am very welcoming to new users and will often leave {{tl|IPjoin}} and other welcome messages on their talk pages with a custom message.
 
 
<div style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 150%; color: #af0000; text-align: center">My latest activity is always available at [[Special:Contributions/Qzekrom]]. If you have any questions for me, ask them [https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Qzekrom?action=edit&section=new here].<br/>Warning: Posting spam to my talk page is prohibited.</div>
 
 
 
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== What You Could Do Instead Of Visiting My Talk Page ==
 
[[File:Hot dog do something else.png|thumb|left|Isn't there something else you could be doing right now?]]
 
[[User talk:Qzekrom|Click here]] to visit my talk page. Frankly, though, I don't recommend you waste your time doing that... if you're not already wasting your time. So head on over to [[UN:WYCD]] to see what else you can do.
 
 
== Stuff I'm working on ==
 
 
* [[/Siri|Siri]]
 
* [[/Bulbapedia|Bulbapedia]], the Communist-driven Pok&#233;mon encyclopedia (You know, that's actually a good pun!)
 
* [[/The Universe Is a Giant Computer|"The Universe Is A Giant Computer,"]] an essay about, well, quantum physics. Hey, [[God]] might be a computer programmer!
 
* '''My Userpage''' (See next section)
 
   
 
=== Project Unova ===
 
{{/Project Unova/summary}}
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=== Lookin' for something to write? ===
 
=== Lookin' for something to write? ===
Look for any pages that have the template [[User:Qzekrom/NoICU]] transcluded on them. A full list of those pages is available [[Special:WhatLinksHere/User:Qzekrom/NoICU|here]].
 
   
Also look at the pages listed on [[Special:WantedPages]]. These are the most linked-to nonexistent articles on Uncyclopedia (and usually the most wanted, other than [[This page does not exist]]). Please help out by creating these articles:
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Look at the pages listed on [[Special:WantedPages]]. These are the most linked-to nonexistent articles on Uncyclopedia (and usually the most wanted, other than [[This page does not exist]]). Please help out by creating these articles:
   
* [[Tom Cruise]]
 
 
* [[Simon Cowell]]
 
* [[Simon Cowell]]
 
* [[Windows XP]]
 
* [[Windows XP]]
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; Stuff to rewrite
* <s>[[This page does not exist]]</s>
 
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* [[Pokémon (video games series)]] - I'm doing this for Poo Lit Surprise. Sorry.
 
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=== Project Unova ===
 
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=== Ideas for <del>policy change</del> world domination ===
== Read this, plz! ==
 
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I've got a few ideas as to how to improve Uncyclopedia policy. A few are listed below.
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* '''[[User:Qzekrom/Junior admin|Junior Administrators]]''', a group of users with limited admin privileges (rollback, browseArchive, etc.)
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* '''[[User:Qzekrom/Votes for picture deletion|Files for Deletion]]''', by which images and media go through a separate deletion process to reduce crowding on VFD
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* '''[[Forum:System messages|Changing MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext]]''' ([[MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext|clicky]])
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== Awards ==
 
== Awards ==
   
 
{{MOOU}}
 
{{MOOU}}
 
{{FH|Article=UnNews:UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'}}
 
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Welcome to Cute Zekrom's userspace,
the source of the funniest science articles on Uncyclopedia

Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia

Project Unova

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Lookin' for something to write?

Look at the pages listed on Special:WantedPages. These are the most linked-to nonexistent articles on Uncyclopedia (and usually the most wanted, other than This page does not exist). Please help out by creating these articles:

Stuff to rewrite


Ideas for policy change world domination

I've got a few ideas as to how to improve Uncyclopedia policy. A few are listed below.

About me

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