User:Pete the Penguin

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Pete the Penguin[edit | edit source]

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Pete the Penguin is the god of all OS discussion. He will always win. SO DONT FUCK WITH BIG PETE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND

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Pete has no history. He just is and if you have a problem with that then too damn bad! I am going to have to shoot whoever <insert name here> is.

This is Pete the Penguin's photo for his upcomming centerfold in eWeek.
Pete did that to the last person who didnt listen.
Bill Gates only one hour after leaving Pete's house