User:Paranoid
“The point being?”
“How the fuck does this work?”
“Paranoid is paranoid!”
Paranoid a.k.a Authy, not to be confused with Paranoid is a biased Tennessean noob. Paranoid is of the rare race of smart Americans, a race being rapidly killed off by Ronald McDonald and or 'The' King. Contrary to popular belief, Paranoid is a female. Despite being from Tennessee, Paranoid has the rare Democrat gene, thus being a free radical that is subject to partake in Primal Scream Therapy.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
Paranoid wears the contraptions often referred as glasses, since her blood has been contaminated with Chemical X, so naturally, she can't see people that well. She is descended from the Vikings, Frenchies, Damn Indians, Scottlanders, and Germans. She prefers to be alone and brood over trivial things in life, such as war, politics, famine, and chunky peanut butter. Paranoid often has mood swings, possibly chronic PMS, but won't go near a doctor since they are all pedophiliac murders. Paranoid hangs out with the conforming non-conformists. Savvy?
How to Approach[edit | edit source]
WARNING: ALL WHO APPROACH WILL BE EXPECTED TO SIGN A CONTRACT STATING THAT THE DESIGNATED PARTY HAS AN IQ OVER 120.
- Be polite
- Courteous
- Have a above-average vocabulary.
- Not a home-dog or white trash
- Have a good sense of humor
- Preferably, be British
- Not a politcal leader or a political sex symbol.
- Should be able to answer these questions three.
This contract can be found here.
Musical Entertainment[edit | edit source]
Current video(s), and not likely to be updated for eons.