User:PHDrillSergeant\How many shoes?

“Why do I have 13 shoes? That's my business. MINE!”

~ Oscar Wilde on his shoes

All objects and organisms in the world have shoes. But, if you're a shoeologist, sometimes you want to know how many shoes they have. This page provides a quick reference. See Shoe.

A

Name	Shoes	Notes
Alligators	4	Prefer to tramp around in socks, but keep a set just in case.

B

Name	Shoes	Notes
Balogna	0	They need their shoes.
Bear	8	One per paw, plus four spares. Bears tend to think ahead.
Bowser	1	One fell in the lava.

C

Name	Shoes	Notes
Cat	6	One per paw, one for the tail, and one to store hairballs.
Camel	120	Camels are notorious spitters and, as all camels know, regurgitated shoe resin makes the stickiest camel spit.
Centipede	100	Duh.
Cheese	95 thousand	Among the highest amount of shoes known is owned by Gorgonzola, INC.

D

Name	Shoes	Notes
Deril Hannah	0	Doesn't need no shoes.

E

Name	Shoes	Notes
Elizabeth Shoe	2.2	extra .2 for really long legs
Elephant	93	Elephants are known to have many shoes, since they constantly ruin one in the pair via crushing while attempting to put them on.

F

Name	Shoes	Notes
France	Trois	Two to wear. One's just for show.

G

Name	Shoes	Notes
Guys from Misery and Hostel	0	they got stoled!

H

Name	Shoes	Notes
Hitler	0	He went barefoot because he was hardcore.
Hmor	64	Every household, by law, must have 64 shoes. No one quite knows why.
Human	3	The two you wear, plus the one whose partner you can never find.

J

Name	Shoes	Notes
Jack in the box	1	Many Jack-in-the-boxes feel depressed without their nice leather insoles.
Jesus	50 septillion	the most shoes ever known to be had by an organism. Jesus was a shoe pimp.

L

Name	Shoes	Notes
Luigi	22	Unlike his brother, Mario, Luigi has a different pair for every occasion. He's tidy.

M

Name	Shoes	Notes
Mario	2	One pair for all occasions--stomping goombas, running through mud, swimming, jumping, saving the princess, etc.

O

Name	Shoes	Notes
Oprah Winfrey	2,566	...and none of them match.
Oscar the Grouch	5	he, of course, has five feet.
Oscar Wilde	13	See quote above.
Ozone	7	also, atmospheric layers of extinction

P

Name	Shoes	Notes
Parapalegic	16	It makes sense to me...
People's Republic of China	0	They were censored
Pizza	780	also, the number of calories in one slice
Port-a-potty	488.4	also, number of people on average who use a particular one on any given day

R

Name	Shoes	Notes
Right Said Fred	0	He's too sexy for his shoes.
Robojesus	788	Metal deities need more shoes.
Ronald McDonald	4	Ronald, of course, wears an extra pair beneath his big red ones.

W

Name	Shoes	Notes
Wart	34
Wikiland	35	Wikipedians prefer slippers.
Wooden stake	1	drawback: splintery feet.

Z

Name	Shoes	Notes
Zebra	19	Zebras, however, still have only one toe.