User:Ovenman

Ovenman - The person

Ovenman, circa 12AD to now, Is a strange being. Brought up in he slums of Manchester, he entertained many ladies of the night. These 'vampires' are renowned for there many positions during the creation of more of their kind.

Discoveries

• 1000 AD - Finds America - Wishes he didn't.
• 1337 AD - Discovers how to keep an idiot happy (for more info, go to The Official Society For The Protection And Humour Of Idiots).
• 1900 AD - Sex change.
• 1900 AD - Sex change - hates women.

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This user is a total UKer

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and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy.

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(British Uncyclopedians)