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The Andrews Sisters
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The group was known for attracting male fans with their, uh, assets.
Origins Minneapolis, Minnesota
Year(s) active 1925-1967
Genre(s) 1940's, Big Band, Jazz, Accapella
Label(s) Decca
Members LaVerne Sophie Andrews, Maxene Angelyn Andrews, Patricia Marie Andrews

The Andrews Sisters were a musical singing group composed of three siblings: LaVerne, Maxene, and Patrica (a.k.a. "Patty") Andrews. The three sisters were mostly known for their catchy songs and innocent demeanor, which have successfully fooled most of the general public to the believe that the sisters were actually sweet and angelic. In truth, the sisters were each criminal masterminds, jointly leading the largest drug cartel in the history of North America, and abroad. In an ingenious masquerade, the Andrews Sisters used their alibi as an innocent musical trio to hide their criminal activities from the scrutinizing public eye; in doing this, the Andrews Sisters eluded scandal, controversy, and prison terms. Even today, many people (mostly seniors) refuse to believe that the group was anything but sweet and innocent. Not only should they be known just for revolutionizing the music industry, but also for their horrible, horrible crimes against humanity and their role in reshaping the criminal underworld.

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