User:Mr.kelly

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Mr. Kelly[edit | edit source]

“His last name is a girls name”

~ Captain Obvious on Mr. Kelly

Known as Mr. Kelly (Mistrotherous kellineinessis).Mr. Kelly is a unfunny sarcastic man with with a deep hatred for Tyler B. Most of his Lessons consist of sitting on his ass and giving notes. His favorite student Ronnie Gay-hoe, is also sarcastic and fits his personality perfectly. His second job is a lighting technician for the band boner-in-head.


The Trilogy[edit | edit source]

Mr. Kelly owns 11 copies of Star Wars and watches them all while eating pie.

“Revenge of the Sith is my favorite of them all, but I don't appreciate the word revenge in the title”

~ Mr. Kelly on Star Wars