User:Mr-ex777/Joseph Goebbels University/People/Father Shiva

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Father Shiva in 80 years old, Rendered by an actor

Father Shiva is the first president of the Joseph Goebbels University post-revelation, and is also the first to turn himself into a cyborg. He is considered a very respectable person among the Joseph Goebbels University and also has amazing powers, when he is a cyborg. He is considered one of the most powerful people in the post-revelation era.

History[edit | edit source]

Father Shiva was born during the revelation period where the Muslims had conquered most of the west while the communists conquered the east. When he was 5 years old (The year where the muslims won the communists), he has to keep hiding from the muslims killing him and the remaining 500 descendants of the Joseph Goebbels University. They pretended as Muslims, but they were actually plotting the demise of the Muslim one world government. When he was 19 years old, the plot was found by the muslim world police and they executed all of the descendants save for himself. Then he hid in a cave in an mountain until the end of the revelation, where the knights of god battled the muslim world order and won. When he came out, he was 55 years old and he rebuilt the Joseph Goebbels University in kiev. When he was president, he was 65 years old. at 75 years old, the world's technology increases and he turns himself into a cyborg, starting from replacing his heart and lungs with a robotic one. Then he started to import more mechanical parts until only his face was human (But it was made much younger as it is fake). He then built space exploration teams for the university to plan the conquest to space. And when he was 80 years old, he became near-immortal and ageless and lived for 300 years. He later died due to mechanical fatigue as he was only partly immortal, unlike later presidents. However, his memory still remains and would influence the university's later actions.

Legacy[edit | edit source]

Father Shiva was the first cyborg president of the Joseph Goebbels University and his face transforming gave way to the later Face Dancers. While he is only partially immortal, He later inspired other cyborg presidents which are completely immortal. He is considered the pioneer of Joseph Goebbels University's space invasions.

Powers[edit | edit source]

Father Shiva is virtually invincible due to his cyborg body and he can shoot thunderbolts from his fingers. He can also shoot ice rays from his right cyborg eye and run at speeds of 5000 km/s. He is actually 88 years old when he gained partial immortality, but due to his face being transplanted into a cybernetic fiber he looks much younger. However, His machinery, unlike later presidents, are only partly immortal and can die from fatigue after being used for 2000 years.

Preceded by:
Joseph Goebbels the Second
Presidents of Joseph Goebbels University
Post Revelation
Succeeded by:
Grand Master Chief Zeta