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Joseph Goebbels University
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Former Motto (Pre-revelation) One world, one nation, one king
Current Motto (Past-revelation) One universe under god
Established January 3, 2025
Current President Demon Samurai Yamato the Third
Former Location (Pre-Revelation) Kiev, Ukraine
Former Location (Post-Revelation) A star that is 15000 alpha centauri distant from earth (They can go there from earth within 5 hours using that time's technology)
Mascot Domitius 7 the Nazi lolcat

Joseph Goebbels University, also known as JGU is an university bent on planet conquest. While once created only as an America-supported terrorist front, 10000 years after god's revelation, it has became a planet conquering front who uses the same tactics that USA used in present day to divide, conquer and weaken alien planets. Therefore, it is known by the universal alliance as one of the worst terrorist organizations to ever appear in the universe.

The Story of the Joseph Goebbels University[edit | edit source]

The Joseph Goebbels university is built in Kiev, Ukraine by the Washington government in order to reinforce the Ukraine rebels against Russia. The university has attracted many self-styled ukraine patriots who want to utilize regime change on russia. During World War III, which took place 5 years after this school's creation, they fought on the side of washington and was defeated when russia conquered ukraine. However, the society continues to work underground. 10000 years later after the Muslim's conquest of the world and god's final victory over the muslims, as predicted by the revelation, The University had a revolution to change it from a Nazi university to a space conquest organization. They successfully conquered multiple solar systems under the new world government's support and is known by the universal alliance as one of the worst terrorist organizations in the universe.

Pre world war III[edit | edit source]

The school was built by a politics professor of Taras Shevchenko National University of Kyiv who thinks that the ideals of Kiev students were not radical enough, so he decided to start his own university. After 10 years of hard work, he created the Joseph Goebbels University and titles himself "Joseph Goebbels the Second". The So called university has a barracks, a weapon storage, 3 Gas chambers, 4 execution stands, numerous propaganda campaigns, and also a statue of Stephan Bandera and Joseph Goebbels in the courtyard of the school. Students, before entering the school are required to pledge that he will serve for the nazis and the presidents of the school. The university has helped the Ukraine puppet government to fend off the russian forces and serves for Washington interests.

World War III[edit | edit source]

In world war III, the university Aided Washington to battle against Russia, along with the other Ukraine puppets and sheep. However, they failed to even penetrate russia's important defenses and were quickly conquered by Russia along with all of ukraine. The university was burnt by russian forces, and the president of the school, as well as the surviving 300 students, disappeared and worked underground for revenge, but failed to take notice of the surface world.

Revelation[edit | edit source]

Then 100 years after world war III, the communists were conquered by the Muslims, turning the world into one islamic state and thus fulfilling the wishes of the New World Order of "One world, one religion, one king." In fear of being massacred, the remaining students hid anonymously and pretended as muslims. One student, Which would later be known as Father Shiva, claimed that "It is the worst time of humanity" after the end of the muslim rule.

Post revelation[edit | edit source]

The Muslim rule was finally ended by god and they rebuilt the Joseph Goebbels university in Kiev. The university got lots of space equipment from the new government of god to investigate space. 10000 years later, the university started a revolution and became a space conquest organization who was given the right to conquer farther planets. All of their teachers are also either robots or cyborgs, and the president is always armed with cyborg or superhuman powers.

They also changed their lessons from nazi propaganda to space conquest, teaching students how to conquer and destabilize planets. They had since conquered entire solar systems in their influence and is known by the universal alliance as one of the worst terrorist organizations of the universe, next to the Sirius state (Ran by shapeshifters, assassinates Alien leaders and resistance forces) and the 980 movement (Ran by an unnamed alien race, Poisons planets until they are uninhabitable.)

Achievements[edit | edit source]

The Joseph Goebbels university has gained many achievements since it's creation in 2025. These include;

Pre-Revelation

  • The Battle of Crete Award, 2026
  • Nobel Peace Prize, 2033
  • World Medal of Freedom (American Biographical Institute), 2037

Post Revelation

  • Greatest Space explorers, 5680
  • Discovery Planet Award, 6590
  • Victory against the 980 movement, 6670
  • Reverts all damage caused by the 980 movement successfully, 6680
  • Discovery Planet Award, 6850
  • Space pioneers, 7440

Revolution period

  • Galaxy's worst terrorists, 10460
  • Defenders of earth, 10780
  • Galaxy Peace Prize (Earth-entitled), 11450
  • More that were not on this list...

The Mystery of the revelation period[edit | edit source]

There were many mysteries circulating the post world war III era of the university's remaining 300, as muslims had destroyed nearly all traces of pre-revelation history. According to a cyborg historian of the university, it is said that they actually pretended as muslims and plotted for revolution, but were all massacred, but they did not massacre one last student, who was later to be known as Godfather Shiva. Godfather Shiva was only 19 years old at that time and after the revelation, in which he was 55 years old, he built the new Joseph Goebbels university and kept replacing his body parts until he became a cyborg with super powers. He lived for another 300 years and died of mechanical fatigue, but he had many successors and many of these successors are immortal.

Space conquests[edit | edit source]

After the revelation and the entering of the far future, the Joseph Goebbels university was given enough space equipment to start a space conquest for more resources, Using the technology they were given, they successfully developed "Face-dancers", a type of student that is capable of transforming his appearance into another race of alien. Using this technology, they successfully imported face dancers into alien planets and divide them from the inside, with the first victim being Mars. After the mars government was a puppet of the earth government, They decided to divide more planets using soft regime change, and even attempted to divide the great "Planet Canis X" empire, but only caused them and the Canis X activists to be violently suppressed. After this lesson, they started to only target resource filled planets with weak-willed governments, such as "Aquarius C". The planet was only consisted of merfolk who were capable of using tridents and harpoons as weapons and was quickly divided and conquered by Joseph Goebbels university's face dancers.

See also[edit | edit source]