User:Modusoperandi/Goldstein award sullied by sockpuppetry

- by Anonymous

The typically somber and dignified voting ceremony for Uncyclopedia's Goldstein's Award, Uncyclopedia's award for Outstanding Nudity in UnNews Audio and generally a page that's whatever the opposite of excitement is, in June was shattered by possible sockpuppetry, accusations of sockpuppetry, admissions of sockpuppetry, and posts with that left arrow-exclamation point-dash-dash plus dash-dash-right arrow "thingy" that makes words disappear with a *poof*, like majik.

The nominated users, Modusoperandi, a self-professed "black private dick/That's a sex machine to all the chicks", and Readmesoon, whose fictional background fails in virtually every way to reference the theme from Shaft, were running neck and neck with three votes apiece when the long arm of the law, Bonner, stepped in, wild eyed and wilder haired, with accusations of sockpuppetry on the part of the second user's nominator, Mister (Sock)Puppetry of the Penis. Mister (Sock)Puppetry of the Penis, a newcomer to the wiki, was surprised by Bonner's surprising outburst, and never expected to be embroiled in a controversy as poorly described as this.

Said Bonner of the kerfuffle, "The sockpuppets weren't even good sockpuppets. Two edits for one and three for the other. We really need to attract a better class of miscreant."

Mister (Sock)Puppetry of the Penis had no comment, or we weren't listening when he did. Maybe he admitted it, or not. One of those.

"Nuts!" commented Modusoperandi while giving toys to orphans, the magnificence of his strong, moist lips, chiseled alpine features and sculpted, athletic body exceeded only by the steely strength and lively twinkle of his deep azure eyes. "Sockpuppetry notwithstanding, I thought that someone who hasn't made any UnNews audios winning the award for doing the opposite of that would be amusingly surreal."