User:MMM

Ok, So some random guy hacks into my account, and starts putting up all of this... junk. I am P*ssed. go drown yourself in a toilet, hacker.

I dare to predict the 24783rd article is already created, stupid!

This user cannot (and will not) follow any orders!!

Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2

This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user can see what you don't!

?

Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

This user is an adventurer.

hey!

The above wasn't my fault!

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

1+

This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user's powert level is Over 9000.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

Go away before I kill you.

This user has deadly secrets that few others can be trusted with. This user can kill ANYONE, with time. stay away from the psychopath.

Zork

This user edits the Zork trilogy.

This user edits Grueslayer.

TA

This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user finished Grueslayer on easy mode. What a pathetic pansy.

This user finished Grueslayer on intermediate mode, and is only somewhat mediocre.

This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is worthy of the title of Grueslayer!

This user slays grues in their sleep.

This user likes to play Grueslayer PvP.

Z3

This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z4

This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again.

	You are dead.
	<insert name here> has been killed by MMM

I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.

NO

This user doesn't care.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.

This user's IQ is over 569+3.14159.

[insert content here]

This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

This Grueslayer is a Grue!

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

User:MMM

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