User:Loserino/Paint-and-Sip
Paint and Sip Studios are a form of mental institution formed in 2004 as a more peaceful, profitable and effective way to keep the mentally unstable occupied. Unlike other forms of Insane Asylums, patients willingly come to the clinic and pay for it. Paint and Sip studios have been a huge success since their launch in 2004, with an estimated 1000 clinics in the US and Canada.
History[edit | edit source]
Early Years[edit | edit source]
The first Paint and Sip studio was thought of in 1999 in Alabama, but was unable to open until 2004 because of reluctance from the government to fund it. However, once it was opened, thousands of lunatics flocked to what other people knew was a pointless, half-baked, stupid bar. Soon, another clinic opened in Boston, Massachusetts, which was also a huge success. By 2006, there were 258 clinics from Los Angeles to Quebec.
Crash[edit | edit source]
In late 2007, The Taliban launched a competitor chain of bars, which split the market between them. Nearly 200 bars closed, including the original, which was their flagship location. Several high-ranking executives jumped from the 57th floor of Paint and Sip's world headquarters. Paint and Sip filed for bankruptcy in January 2008.
Comeback[edit | edit source]
Paint and Sip began to make a comeback in 2009, following the eradication of the Taliban owned bars with ICBMs. Paint and Sip had reopened 150 bars by 2010, and had reached it's 500th store by 2012.
Non-Insane Paint and Sip goers[edit | edit source]
No one.