User:KyPaintBawler

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KyPaintBawler is a certified genius. He is located in Louisville, Kentucky, also known as The Boonies, Hickville, Funky Town, Boringasshitston, Whyamistillhereville, and Pleasegodletmeoutofherealreadytown. He is generally found perusing the internets, making an asshat of himself, and general tom foolery.


Interests[edit | edit source]

His typical interests include:

  • Metal
  • Comedies
  • Movies
  • Being Metal
  • Porn
  • Interneting
  • Being more Metal than you
  • No really, he's fucking metal
  • Making arbitrary lists annoyingly long
  • Playing with his Wii
  • Making puns with the word Wii
  • Porn
  • Being a high school student loser
  • Making people laugh
  • Failing at making people laugh
  • Failing at making people laugh, thus making them laugh
  • Making people laugh by failing to make people laugh
  • Being redundant
  • Repeating himself
  • Porn

Quiz Time![edit | edit source]

1. Who's more metal than you?

a. Me

b. You

c. Chuck Norris

d. Brian Dickenson

2. 1 and 1 and 1 is....?

a. 42

b. 111

c. 3

4. 4

3. What's the deal with peanuts on airplanes?

a. Their nutty!

b. There nutty!

c. They're nutty!

d. There are nutty!

4. True or False?

a. True

b. False

c. Neither a or c

d. b and d

5. Who? What? When? Where? Why?

a. Me, Poop, Right Now, Right Here, Because I said so.

b. You, Me, Right Now, Right Here, Sex.

c. NO!

d. Your mom, My Penis, Wednesday Night, Texas Roadhouse, $9.99 Steak Special

Shit I've done, but regret doing[edit | edit source]

University of Louisville

User:KyPaintBawler

Shit I've done and am proud of[edit | edit source]

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