User talk:Kukuciow
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(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:35, Sep 6, 2007
Hello and Welcome[edit source]
Hi, could you try to limit the amount of quotes that you are adding to articles, we are currently trying to cut back on the number that are added to articles, mainly to ones that have some relevance or are really funny. I've left the Homer one on the Remove your Penis article, that one at least raised a titter. :) Thanks.... -- Sir Mhaille 
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