User:Kippy/fisherprice

Today's featured article Fisher Price is the title of a 21st-century literary work by an unknown author who first published it in November 2005 under the pen name 4.252.99.182. It is considered by many art critics to be one of the greatest literary achievements of our time. At only four words long, this modern classic is also one of the shortest pieces of literature ever written. (more...) Yesterday's featured article Fischer Price was Robert Ludlum's penultimate novel before his death, the poor critical reception of which many consider to be the cause of his death. Though the lackluster reviews were nothing new for the popular author, one critic's allegation of "overextended and utterly ridiculous storytelling far surpassing the idiocy of his previous works" apparently took its toll on the writer, who turned to Harper Lee-esque hermitism to complete his final book before his death, North of New York City. The text (annotated to highlight key points and abridged to allow for an enjoyable experience) is as follows: The man woke up with a strange sense of alienation, the smell of rice and dumplings in his nostrils. Though the smell of the traditional Chinese cuisine filled him with a sense of happiness and belonging, the unforgiving palisade upon which he was perched clearly did not invite either of these feelings. He appeared to be strapped to a fortified wall, with a gun pointed at his head. "Jesus Christ! What the hell?" (More...) Featured one year ago today Ct, featured on 25 February 2023. See the featured version. Did you know... ..."go eat shit fuckers" can be rearranged to spell: suck a fresh ego tit risk a hot feces tug got a sucker fetish Crush fake egotist Fur Shock Gate Site Sick ghost feature Huge Fat Rocks Site Ho-fuck strategies The Fargo Suck-Site Shit Gut, Ark O' Feces Goatse-fucker shit ...in Soviet Russia, shit fuckers go eat YOU? ...4.252.99.182 backwords is 281.99.252.4? ...that Fukshitfuck's said his real name is Brian Gosner? ...that Fisher Price might have been a suicide note to the world? ...Fisher Price was created while Americans were celebrating Halloween, which, coincidently, is a night a lot of vandalism occurs? ...a random piece of IPcruft will forever recieve more praise than any article you will ever write? ...that Kip the Dip is waaay too obsessed with Fisher Price?	Word of the Day Coprophagia Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power. In the News Fisher-Price recalls toys found to contain radioactive isotopes, such as uranium-235 and plutonium-238. (pictured) Fisher Price made into a movie ...in 3D! Microsoft releases FP-DOS, but there are reports of bugs. The Simpsons spoofed Fisher Price in last Sunday's episode. Critics love Illogicopedia's parodies "Fisher Boat" and "Prisher Fice". Lstarnes claims to have written Fisher Price. He says it only took him two hours to come up with "go eat shit fuckers". Fukshitfuck also claims the be the original author, but demands the masterpiece destroyed because his mommy, Fukshitfuck's mommy, doesn't want him associating with cuss words. Hinoa's dream comes true when he gets to delete the page. He then wakes up and realizes it really was all just a dream. 4.252.99.182 sighted at Interstate 66 Fans are disappointed by 4.252.99.182's latest work at Wikipedia. Video game of the day *Welcome to #Fisher Price!* *4.252.99.182 has entered the game* *4.252.99.182 has changed his name to 4n0n* *4n0n has put on a George Bush rubber mask so as not to arouse suspicion * 4n0n: g0 34t 5h17 fuck3r5 René Magritte: lolz0rz René Magritte: 4ll3z m4ng3r d3s m3rd3s b4is3ur5 *4n0n has left the game* *3v3ry1 is no longer idle* 3v3ry1: th4t 15 j00 1337 3v3ry1: c0m3 b4k 1337z0rz Continue...
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Writer of the Millennium The award goes to an anonymous writer to whom has touch every one of our lives, 4.252.99.182. Though we may never know this literay genius, they will go down in the history books as the greatest writer of all time. Oscar Wilde, William Shakespeare, Mark Twain, and Moses all pale by comparison. Vote for Writer of the Month [1] | Pitiful Past Winners ^  Not that it matters anymore, really.

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