User:Kevz64
This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that the colonel and Rosemary are actually Metal Gear Arsenal's AI, Gordon Freeman accepts the G-Man's offer, Sam dies in "My Brother Sam is Dead", Tippi and Count Bleck were Timpani and Blumiere, respectively, "Shell City" was a gift shop, Prince Arthas kills his father and, in the expansion pack, merges with the Lich King, Titus Andronicus bakes Tamora's sons in a pie and feeds them to her, they save Private Ryan, but they all get killed, Deckard is a Replicant, too, Captain America bequethed his shield to Stephen Colbert, Brandy Alexander is Shannon's brother, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
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“...but I thought you were dead!”
“Grrrrrr...?”
“I'll STILL own you in Zero Wing!!”
“Your brain is mine!!”
“THE BADDLE STILL HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!! DIE, KEVZSPEARE, JUSDIE!”
“MOTHER-- Oops, sorry.”
Extremely menacing facts[edit | edit source]
- Is currently working for Liquid Snake and FOX-HOUND.
- Hates being pointed by guns.
- Looks weirder than Sephiroth, Lex Luthor, Superman, and the Joker.
- Likes to play Tekken 5000.
- Has compiled some Batman testimonials.