User:Kentish121/Quotes
“YEH..WILL..NOT..INSULT..ALBUS..DUMBLEDORE..IN..MY..PRESENCE..”
“Get off my lawn!”
“It's so unfair!”
“The duality of breasts reflects the duality of impulses they intice i.e. the urge to suck and the urge to squeeze.”
“HAHAHAHAHA...”
“That bitch aint got shit on me”
“I'm running away for ever!”
“It's so unfair!”
“There is still reasonable evidence linking Hitler to Iraq and WMDs.”
“They scare the living shit outta me!”
“You don't understand me!”
“In Linux, kernel loads YOU!!”
“I trust Severus with my life.”
“In Soviet Russia, Dumbledore kills YOU, Snape!”
“Lesbians are girls who like other girls.”
“And the Lord said that it turned him on.”
“In Soviet Russia, Highschool Girls goes to jail for having sex with YOU!!”
“I should've worn one...”
“I should've worn one...”
“Condoms are Double Plus Ungood ”
“The only thing worse than wearing a condom is not wearing a condom. ”
“Condoms- they're not just for sailors anymore!”
“This pepperami packet is too big!”
“Does all the slime of your punani, make sex feel nice with condoms?”
“A fine gallery of phallic landmarks!”
“Like..Oh my God..Queen Elizabeth is such a BITCH..she didnt add me as a friend on MySpace!”
“Tony Blair in charge of Middle East peace is like Harold Shipman in charge of Help The Aged”
“We came to arrange. A trade of our oil for his bombs. I must fire that interpreter.”