User:Kalivyah

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Kali
Rotting away in Hell
— Uncyclopedian —
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An artistic representation of Kali after she spontaneously combusts and explodes.
Born
NationalityAmerican
CountryHell
Current locationHell
LanguagesGermano-Franko Spanish
EthnicityKilt-wearing Celtic Kraut
RaceSuper Aryan Nordic Hyperborean
Edit count9
Userboxes
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

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This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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中共
This user supports the Communist Party of China , but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
中共

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This user is a fish, or at least thinks so and knows so.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

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AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA.
(AAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA)
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS

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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.

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This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS.
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This user is a history buff.
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WARNING:
this user is a little floating ass
Now get the fuck out!
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is using a web browser.
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This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
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I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.
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This user is so awesome they banged your mom last night.
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This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user is Pansexual, so you might want to keep them away from your kitchen.
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This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.
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Hi, my name's Kali. I've worked with MediaWiki code for 4 years and I occasionally write bullshit articles on here that may or may not be funny. I have no set form nor identity; I am everything and nothing, everywhere and nowhere. Am I a boy, am I a girl? Both are correct, and at the same time incorrect. I have completely transcended beyond the concept of "identity". I am identity.