User:Kalir/storyepic8

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 Epic of Stories Score: 15 Moves: 14

>use teleport station, et cetera

YOU STEP INTO THE TELEPORT STATION, WHICH ACTIVATES AND SENDS YOU WARPING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE. WHEN YOU GET AT THE OTHER END, A FEELING NOT UNLIKE A VEGAS HANGOVER KICKS YOU IN THE FACE, AND YOU FALL DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY METROPOLIS.

WHEN THE TELEPORT'S SENSATION (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT) WEARS OFF, YOU LOOK UP AND AROUND. IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS TOO BUSY GOING ABOUT THEIR DAILY LIVES TO ENJOY WHAT APPEARS TO BE A NATURE RECREATION THAT YOU CAME FROM. THE MANAGER OF THE RECREATION IS LIKELY NOT HERE, BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN SEE A DELI NEARBY.

>remember reason for being in forest

YOU'RE STILL A BIT FUZZY ON THE DETAILS, BUT YOU CLEARLY REMEMBER BEING KNOCKED OUT BEFOREHAND. DOESN'T REALLY HELP YOUR CASE MUCH, BUT AT LEAST IT WOULD EXPLAIN A BIT AS TO WHY YOU'D BE SOMEWHERE YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE.

>look   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [18:47]>

Suggested courses of action[edit | edit source]