User:Kalir/storyepic9

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 Epic of Stories Score: 15 Moves: 15

>look

YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD, HOPING TO CLEAR IT BUT REALLY JUST WRECKING THE FENG SHUI YOU HAD BUILT UP IN THERE, BUT CAN FOCUS YOUR EYES ENOUGH TO LOOK AROUND. YOU APPEAR TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSTLING CITY, FULL OF PEOPLE HURRYING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER AND MAKING NO ATTEMPT TO HIDE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT IT. THERE ARE A NUMBER OF BUILDINGS AROUND, BUT THE ONLY TRULY INVITING ONE IS THE SMALL DELI NESTLED BETWEEN TWO IMPOSING OFFICE BUILDINGS. THE ROAD STRETCHES TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH, BUT THERE IS NO EXIT TOWARDS DENNIS, SO YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK ON THAT COUNT.

>interpretive dance --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:21, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Suggested courses of action[edit | edit source]

  1. Get a sandwhich from the deli. --CharitwoTalk 01:42, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  2. Strangle the GM --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:51, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  3. 2 words; Interpretive dance --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:21, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
  4. Look for love in the big city: a.k.a. ROMANCE! oooOOOOoohhh! ...oh, and go north. Why the hell not?   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [14:28]>