User:Kalir/storyepic7
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>hit monster (preferably asema) with laser torch YOUR LASER TORCH IS ILL-SUITED TO CLOSE COMBAT, ESPECIALLY WITH ITS BATTERY LIFE AS LIMITED AS IT IS. HOWEVER, THE M-CART WILL WORK JUST AS WELL, AT LEAST UNTIL YOU CAN OBTAIN AN ACTUAL WEAPON. YOU SET ABOUT TRYING TO FIND A BEAST OF SOME SORT, PREFERABLY AN ASEMA, MOST WITTILY SMUG OF ALL BEASTS. YOU FIND NO BEASTS, BUT RATHER A TELEPORT STATION. IF MEMORY SERVES, THIS WILL TAKE YOU TO A STATION MANAGED BY THE PERSONS IN CHARGE OF MAINTAINING THIS FOREST. I GUESS IT'S GOOD YOU DIDN'T KILL THAT TERRAPIG, THEN. MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE FOOD, OR BETTER YET, A HAT. >use teleport station, demand both food and hat, demand PBJ, demand good book, direction in life, self esteem, and pony 03:03, 11 May 2008 (UTC) >remember reason for being in forest • <May 11, 2008 [3:22]> | ||
Suggested courses of action[edit | edit source]
- burn the damn teleport station --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:59, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- Use the teleport station to take you to the persons in charge of maintaining the forest. When you see them, demand both food and a hat. Preferably a one of those cool piraty hats. If not, go with a Berkely hat or something awesome. Then, demand a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. After that, demand a good book, direction in life, self esteem, and a pony. 03:03, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- Also, murder the below listed user. 03:15, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- Murder the above user before she can murder me --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:14, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- ask myself how I got in the middle of a forest anyway. • <May 11, 2008 [3:22]>