User:Kaizer the Bjorn/Mr.Bread

An early promo poster for Mr.Bread.

Mr.Bread(August 1, 1990 - August 14, 1990) is an award winning film actor who has starred in several movies before he died of a chronic mold infection a week later.

Biography

Mr.Bread came from the bakery. You know, that one two blocks down the street from Your Mothers house. His mother was an oven who had given births to many little bread loaves, and had a gaping wide...Door. He never knew his father. At an early age, Mr was fascinated by the many different movies that the evil children who ate his doughnut friends. He strongly believed that the children were only evil because they watched too many violent movies. He decided that in order to change their ways.