User:Joefoxon/2010 Bloodbath Super League
The 2010 Bloodbath Super League is the first season of Super League Bloodbath. It contains 5 divisions of 6 teams each. The two sides finishing bottom of Division 3 will play-off, with the loser being ejected from the league and replaced by a new team.
League Tables[edit | edit source]
Super League[edit | edit source]
| Pos | Team | Pts | W | D | L | KD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Washington Generals | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +140,000 |
| 2 | Berlin Blitz | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +2 |
| 3 | Mexico City Jaguars | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +1 |
| 4 | The New Orleans Racists | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 |
| 5 | Istanbul Ataturks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -2 |
| 6 | Hiroshima Nuclears | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -140,000 |
Results[edit | edit source]
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Berlin Blitz | 2-0 | Istanbul Ataturks | The Reichstag |
| Muller 0:29, Corner 1:05 | 1:30 | - |
Berlin vin ze game, ja?
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Hiroshima Nuclears | 0-140,000 | Washington Generals | The Levelled Playing Field |
| - | 8:15 | Truman (140,000 kills) |
A very explosive game
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| The New Orleans Racists | 0-1 | Mexico City Jaguars | The Reichstag |
| - | 1:30 | Juan 0:44 |
Juan-nil!
Division One[edit | edit source]
| Pos | Team | Pts | W | D | L | KD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | New York New Yorkers | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +8 |
| 2 | London Brawl | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +1 |
| 3 | Beijing Dragons | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Sydney Operas | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 |
| 5 | Sao Paulo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -8 |
| 6 | Cape Town Whites (R) | -16 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
*Cape Town Whites coveniently deducted enough points to make them relegated for failure to carry out a fixture.
Results[edit | edit source]
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Sydney Operas | 1-2 | London Brawl | Opera House |
| Shane-O 0:18 | 1:30 | Jeeves 0:52, Earl Grey 1:14 |
Jolly good show, old chap!
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| New York New Yorkers | 8-0 | Sao Paulo | The Big Apple |
| Some people killed people | 1:30 | - |
Things happened, when do I get my paycheck?
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Cape Town Whites | 0-0 | Beijing Dragons | Nelson Mandela's back garden |
| - | 0:00 | - |
Away win awarded
The racist bastards wouldn't let the Chinese into the stadium!
Division Two[edit | edit source]
| Pos | Team | Pts | W | D | L | KD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chicago Town | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +87 |
| 2 | Wellington Wizards (Sleeve) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +4 |
| 3 | Lima Lions | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +1 |
| 4 | Giza Great Pyramids | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 |
| 5 | Kathmandu Cougars | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -4 |
| 6 | Gay Parisians | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -87 |
Results[edit | edit source]
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Chicago Town | 89-2 | Gay Parisians | Deep Dish |
| Super AIDS (89) | 1:30 | Pierre 0:46, Another person called Pierre 1:25 |
Super AIDS is the real winner
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Kathmandu Cougars | 0-4 | Wellington Wizards (Sleeve) | Mount Everest |
| - | 1:30 | Only 4? Against pacifists? |
The Cougars refused to fight and were instead forced to wish good karma on their opponents.
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Lima Lions | 1-0 | Giza Great Pyramids | Macchu Picchu |
| Paddington Bear 0:24 | 1:30 | - |
Paddington Bear FTW, nuff said.
Division Three North[edit | edit source]
| Pos | Team | Pts | W | D | L | KD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Moscow Mafia | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +3 |
| 2 | Vancouver | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +2 |
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | Dublin Drunks | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | San Jose | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -2 |
| 6 | Pyongyang Pirates | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -3 |
Results[edit | edit source]
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| 1-1 | Dublin Drunks | ||
| I am NOT trying to spell that! | 1:30 | O'Brien 1:12 |
Krzyg Kyrz Krgzyg Kyrgyzstan claimed a draw at home to Dublin Drunks
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Moscow Mafia | 3-0 | Pyongyang Pirates | Stalingrad |
| Stalin 0:13, Lenin 0:49, Gorbachev 1:04 | 1:30 | - |
In Soviet Russia, match wins you!
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| San Jose | 0-2 | Vancouver | San Jose |
| - | 1:30 | Colin Mochrie 0:23, 0:46 |
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Division Three South[edit | edit source]
| Pos | Team | Pts | W | D | L | KD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Melbourne Molesters | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +2 |
| 2 | Buenos Aires Buggers | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +1 |
| 3 | Port Vila Vanutians | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Marrakech Murderers | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Bogota Bulls | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 |
| 6 | Timbuktu Tigers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -2 |
Results[edit | edit source]
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Melbourne Molesters | 2-0 | Timbuktu Tigers | |
| Shane-O 0:39, 0:53 | 1:30 | - |
The Tigers were raped by the Molesters.
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Port Vila Vanutians | 0-0 | Marrakech Murderers | Stalingrad |
| - | 1:30 | - |
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| 3 April 2010 | |||
| Buenos Aires Buggers | 1-0 | Bogota Bulls | Argentina |
| Diego 1:29 | 1:30 | - |
Sniped at the last minute!