User:I must have scielence

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)

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I hope to attract other christians to this site thus outnumbering the largely atheist user base and provideing a more christian form of humor, hey it can happen.