User:I Like Turtles/My Chemical Romance
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- This article is about the band My Chemical Romance. If you want the book click here My Chemical Romance. If you were looking for something less entertaining wikipedia also has an article about My Chemical Romance.
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Why did you make this article? Don't you love me? |
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| Motto: "Divided They Sit" | ||
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| Population | Pretty much every body with an STD | |
| Area | Vast Tracts of Land... and some ocean too | |
| Form of Government | Absolute Communist Anarchist Empire | |
| Capital | Ton Ing Wash (roughly translates as "Some Cool Place") | |
| President | Hubs .W Egroge, The Absolute King of The Communist Party of Unamerica | |
| Currency | Rallods,Tnecs | |
| Language | Something awful and foreign, with far too many consonants | |
| Imports | Stuff, Rap Music, Xbox 360, Corn dogs, Whores | |
| Exports | Drugs, Social upheaval, drugs, Freedom killing Time Bombs, drugs, SWEET Sweet Oil!, PLAYSTATION 3, Nintendo, Coffee, Soccer, Condoms Did I mention drugs? No? Ok, drugs. Like, I mean, here you go: drugs. Yes the word. There you have it. Drugs, yes. Ok, I should really stop typing now. That's it... | |
“Emo is what you get when Punk and Grunge have an illegitamate love child, and send it to live with pop.”
“Emo music sucks. And is Gerard a man or a woman? Seriously, all emos look the same!”