User:Hyperbole/UnScripts:DragonBall Z, Episode 2
ACT 2, SCENE 1
A blank page. Enter Gouncyclopedia, a seven year old boy with a red crayon. He sketches three characters from one of his favorite after-school cartoons and begins to narrate their dialogue in a funny voice.
No one in particular: GOKU YOU SUCK!
Raditz: Well, well, well. You're a little more foolish than I thought!
Enter a walking penis. The penis looks confused that these two lines had nothing to do with one another.
Goku:: Just shut up, and give me my son back!
Raditz: It isn't that easy!
Raditz begins to rapidly punch Goku and an unintroduced character named Piccolo. Goku and Piccolo keep missing. What they keep missing is unclear.
The penis facepalms, a task made difficult by the fact that he is a penis and thus has neither face nor palms.
Raditz: DOUBLE SUNDAY!!
Penis: ICU'ed!!!
Enter seven hot nurses named Tiffany. The Tiffanies pick up the crudely-drawn cartoons and attach them to life support.
Gouncyclopedia: Hey, what the crap??! It's my UnScripts! It's not like anyone was going to read it; I was just bored!
Penis: Well, I read it.
Tiffany #4: Wow, that's a nice penis you... are.
Penis: Thank you.
A Jew enters.
Jew: I agree with the penis.
A limey enters.
Limey: I also agree with the penis.
Tiffany #3: You guys really love the penis, don't you?
The limey adjusts his pants.
Jew: Well, now that that's all settled...
A bright flash of light. The crudely drawn cartoon characters, medical equipment, and Tiffanies vanish into thin air. Gouncyclopedia runs away crying.
Limey: Well, all's well that ends well.
This fucking yak bursts out of the ether, musk all over the place.
Jew: Ahhh! My brachialis radial!!