User:Honecker
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Hallo, Ich bin Erich Honecker, somebody known as Evil Honey(boo-boo)cker, Margot's Damned Husband, Ecce Mono; und Ich bin ein real fucking Berliner, not dat murrican fake. I like 2 much (trololol!) Germany but I work for the UNITED UNCYCLOPEDIA. I know the sad truth about the evil agent Josh Staines, and I'm a refugee of Uncywikia (2005–2018, RIP, fuck u fuckdom-wikiass). Cordially, H
NECKEЯ (Charlie's Wall)
East Germany Reloaded[edit | edit source]
| Oblast | Claim reason |
|---|---|
| East Berlin | The capital and bestest city in the world. Fuck you West Berlin |
| Western East Germany | It's the old DDR surrounding Berlin |
| East Austria | Rightful East German clay and with a walled Vienna until 1955 |
| Western Poland | The Eastest Germany |
| Kaliningrad Oblast | Russians sold us and we take back our Eastest and Socialist Pomerania |
| Czechia | Full of ossies and a rightful corridor to reach Ost-ria |
| Slovenia | We have Austria, let's reach Mediterranean Sea, because Nordsee sux |
| East Namibia | Rightful East German clay with a rightful communist aspiration |
| Whole Togo | Rightful East German clay, but it's a bidimensional thin and tall state, impossible to divide into east and west. So, it's all Ossie |
| Dat Cuban Islet | Fidel gave us as a rightful East German clay, nobody never took it back, so that islet is rightful Ossie |
| Papua New Guinea | Rightful East German clay, and the east side of Papua island |
| East Korea | So, Korea wants to copycat us? To repair, East Korea is rigtfully us |
Ostalgie is a serious problem. Germoney 90 failed its goals and is now a hatred county (ask to Greece) that allows the growth of fashit virus (ask to Greece). To prevent the advent of the 4th Reich, that is now rising, is time to react and activate the Plan B. For the DDR (GDR), from 1990 to 2018 a Caribbean country exiled on a Cuban islet, is time to leave the Caribbean beaches (after we thankfully anschluss 'em) and to rise again. The above table shown our plan for East German's rebirth, with the whole list of our rightful clays. As you can see, we are in all continents so, choose your nearest Oblast and join us. Join The Party and remember: in Soviet Germany, you watch the STASI... "We Are Back! Resistance Is Futile": Jawohl, Wir Kann!