User:Gerrycheevers/lcs

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The light is green, the trap is clean.

this is where i keep the ghosts that i capture. also, it's where i keep track of every new article to grace the hallowed halls of uncyc, so that i can campaign for a vast majority of them to get deleted.

VFD[edit | edit source]

ongoing projects[edit | edit source]

  • anniversaries: 20% complete
  • disambiguation pages: a-b complete
  • wilde quotes: started 3,221 quotes. now 3,172 quotes.

Unfinished Article Storage[edit | edit source]

started, not finished[edit | edit source]

User:Gerrycheevers/lolcats
User:Gerrycheevers/Reverse_Vampire
User:Gerrycheevers/Ideal Hardware Store
User:Gerrycheevers/Wolf_Blitzer
User:Gerrycheevers/Queens Of the Stone Age

fix up old articles[edit | edit source]

tremors - redo
Gerry Cheevers - tweaks. (eagles records? really?)
DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations - minor tweaks
Red Baron - minor tweaks, mostly for tone consistency
Robert Shaw - small additions, other tweaks
Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors - general overhaul
Dumb and Dumber - close in some respects, far off in others
C-3PO - still some vandalism
Goldfish - undoing stuff

planned rewrites[edit | edit source]

JAWS
materia
Category:Astronomy
Yuri Gagarin - medically
zoidberg
Hot Pockets
Those_African_clicky_noises
porcupine
Schroedinger's Jesus
Carpet bombing
Johnny Depp?
Mobility Scooter
Day
Sun-Tzu
Mountain Dew
Donald Trump
Unclear weapons
Things Bono Invented
Another Castle®
Moose
ESPN
Carl Sagan
Einstein
Stanley Cup and a picture with that guy zombiebaron said!
Great Time Travel War of 1871
Alphabetical order
Ann Coulter polemic

article ideas[edit | edit source]

revolving door
crimson - animal
weezer
claymation rudolph
MIDI-chlorians
howto:improve your golf game
unbooks:telling tell's tale
gordian knot - account of knot-tier. unbooks?
olde timey baseball
unbooks:jokebook
mighty bosstones
ace of spades?
oj - juice!
cAPS lOCK
pigeonhole principle (wikipedia)
what wikipedia isnt
alligator vs. crocodile
unbooks:pocket guide to annoying office workers
audism
soafusion
wilde (wilde) west
james frey
running boron joke
goomba prime
zelda 2: pointing out errors annoyedly; no economy, even mario turns in 100 gold coins to some voyeuristic vg grim reaper who watches him get eaten by mushrooms over and over