User:George the Hippy/UnScripts:Mine Shœ! þou hast svllæd it!
ðe pæsvnt art stændeng in ðe fæld. His Lœrd walkeð vnto ðe fæld.
Pæsvnt: Æ! þov walkeð vnto þy fæld, mine Lœrd? What bringeð þe hær?
Lœrd: I comeð hær for a yvng pæsvnt wænch to layeð. Know þe æny tight æss I cvldst tæp?
Pæsvnt: Indeed mine Lœrd! Mine dahtær hast an æss ever so tight!
ðe pæsvnt turneð tvwærd his hœvel. As he tvrns, a lærg tvrd sprovteð forð from his æss vnto the shœ of his Lœrd.
Lœrd: Mine shœ! þov hast svllæd it!
Pæsvnt: LAWL
Lœrd: þov hast shæt vpon mine shœ! Clæneð it at once!
ðe pæsvnt læneð down vnto the shœ of his Lœrd, wipeng ðe tvrd awæ.
Lœrd: Knoweð þe þat þov art a dœchbæg?
Pæsvnt: Æ, mine Lœrd.
Lœrd: Now bringð me to þy dahtær. I shalt smack þat right on ðe flœr. Ni, I shalt smack þat right on þy flœr!
Pæsvnt: Æ, mine Lœrd.
ðe pæsvnt lædeð his Lœrd vnto his hœvel. Once mœr, a lærg tvrd sprovteð forð from his æss vnto the shœ of his Lœrd.
Lœrd: WHAT ðE FVK! þov art a dœchbæg! Mine shœ hast bæn svllæd! Clæneð it!