User:Frosty/Scott Morrison
Scott Morrison is a inter-species cross breeding experiment that was rejected from the lab he was reared in and bizarrely rose to the title of Prime Minister of Australia.
Conception and Early life=[edit | edit source]
Curious as to what sins against nature they could create, Cold War scientists of the 1960s began a program of cross breeding vertebrate species with invertebrate species and unleashing the results on the East of the Iron Curtain. Unfortunately their attempts to cross breed the common Bulldog with a tapeworm yielded little more than a parasitic, overfed bureaucrat that struggles to breathe. He was ejected from the bunker he was conceived in and left to die. Good riddance.
Or so they thought! Unfortunately he was taken in by an upper middle class couple who mistook this genetic experiment for an actual human child.