User:Flawful
Flawful was a thing from Mario and Luigi: Super Millard Saga who seem to have problems speaking in English, making little sense at all. Some believe Flawful to be a giant talking bean with arms and legs; others refuse the theory of Flawful being a talking bean but just a plain bean instead.
Car Crash[edit | edit source]
Whoever Flawful is, it is believed that some time in 1940 he was hit by a car. He was left on the road to die. In 1982 someone found his body and was rushed to the local army recruiting center, there he was listed in critical condition. He began to speak very strangely to everyone telling them that they are all a type of rat. In 2001 he final left after being listed under deceased.
Life Today[edit | edit source]
It is unknown if he is still alive, and what he is doing but its rumored he was spotted at a charity for Bill Gates and more recently battling Italians dressed in red and green with much fury, so much fury. Only crazy people can see him, and they have proof as they have blurred shots of him.
Flawful Thinks Hes Funny[edit | edit source]
Flawful quited flawed, and indeed thinks funny can be equal to him. In other words Flawful does no want and article about Flawful because Flawful thinks that Flawful doesn't exist, so Flawful does not need a page about Flawful if Flawful is not real, if you get my drift. Says Mister man, don't want this no more.
Return and Finding The Doors[edit | edit source]
After deeming things around here UNFUNNY, Flawful left, and when flawful returned, he noticed, "hey, they hit a new low" by no longer censoring image, and figured it might be easier to make articles that wont get deleted, because I didn't laugh at any of this. Cause really, fuck you all! I want my damn ice cream! Then Flawful found out that he couldnt make the Unfunny go away, so he turned around and found a door The Doors. One of The Doors held his hand out to Flawful. To Flawful it was a dream, that the one thing that only closed on him every time he didn't want to be alone, was open and had opened.....Until he found out that they were not, in fact real doors, and just made music from the was past. Betrayed again he left as not even The Doors could persuade Flawful into staying.
Morale of the Story[edit | edit source]
Doors will always close on you, fuck them. They only open because they HAVE to let you leave and close on you so feel trapped. Doors watch you as you cry by yourself, because Ken decided you were not good enough for a prom date and that slut he's taking "was" your best friend. Even The Doors are bad, luring people with pictures of little kids and some crazy drugs that they call "music". If you get it by now doors are a BAD FUCKING IDEA. Get one of those automatic sliding doors because they open for everyone with question (between 6 am- 10 pm Store Hours). They are more than happy to open, and reopen if you walk up to one that is almost closing. As for normal doors.........
Notes[edit | edit source]
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