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Payday
a 0% chance of
blizzards

The other day
a 57% chance of
a beer bash

Trash day
a 1000% chance of
snow

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While there is a 57% chance of thunder Never, we suggest a little WMD hunting.

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Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.

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