EvilPuggy, if that is his real name, studies at uni due to his love of receiving pieces of paper with his name on them (such as diplomas, graded tests with A+ on them, and parking tickets). He may major in Muggle Studies, Wombology or alchemy. A Texan, he wears a cowboy hat, rides a horse through deserts (average temperature of 500°), and says ‘Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw’ all the time. Ariel spends his days losing video games to ten year olds, carnivorously eating vegan food, checking to see if there are notifications on his phone (there aren’t), writing on the Uncyclopedia nobody reads, and not talking.
 Articles I've Rewritten
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 Articles I've Created
Also I’m the primary editor of these articles.
- UnNews:Life Expectancy Drops In Texas 14 January 2013.
- UnNews:Everything you know about Canada is a Lie 25 January 2013 (featured on the front page of UnNews as the header story)
- UnNews:Supreme Court Unanimously Agrees United States v. Windsor 'One of the Gayest Cases' 4 May 2013
- UnNews:Syrian Government Denies Killing Farmer's Turks 13 May 2013
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