User:EdMclovin
“This is a quote”
“Gotta get with the Christ man”
“Fist pumping like champs”
“That's a big twinky”
Story Behind the Awesome[edit | edit source]
From Childhood Eddie Mclovin has Brought fun to the party and joy to all around him. Mr. Mclovin is a well known man to all(Your Mom, Obama, Hookers, and that dude from Diehard included). Eddie has touched the hearts of many and the boobs(girl tits) and shock-en hands with people from all over the world. He has many friends and many enemies....... yes that means your apple!
Early Years[edit | edit source]
As a young lad, Mclovin was McCute as a McButton and everyone in all the land loved him. At one year he was forced into 3rd grade were everyone thought they could fight a the drug just started in Elementary School. From 3rd grade Mclovin was a Elementary school drop out and lived like a stoner. The Stoner life was to much for a small lad so he found Christ. Yup.
Modern Day activities[edit | edit source]
Healing the world from Satan, and selling his hit rock music albums is a normal day in the life for Mr. Mclovin. "I love saving the world" says Eddie, "Just doing my part in modern society." Ed dose his daily chores and more, he helps society by picking up trash and blowing cats(I was kidding....really). In an average day Mclovin goes to the gym and works for 3 hours before going to work as a teacher for a class of over 200 and teaches Physics and English to his collage students. After several hours of teaching he walks the streets of the city and helps people find the lord and accept Christ. In due time he falls asleep listing to Christan Rock and Gospel music. In the long sleeping process of three minutes Mclovin eats a twinkie and sleeps for 9 second before repeating the cycle. This is the same pattern repeated daily unless on weekends. Weekends are very diferent for the good role modle, In the morning Mclovin jogs for several hours until finds a twinkie in a naboing state of a nadoring state. Secondly goes to Chirch then he sleeps at his home shortly after. Thats it.
One of the Ghostbusters[edit | edit source]
Since birth the dead have always been haunting Mr. Mclovin and so he has joined the Ghostbusters. In his work with the ghostbusters Mclovin has meet many people and has a good time. The Ghostbusters, secretary Janine, accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, chase and capture rogue spirits around New York and various other areas of the world. This is a part time hobby for Mr. Dr. Ed Mclovin.