User:Dr.Maybe

“The was this one time, when I was in this cave or something, and there was a load of tentacles trying to kill me, and I thought i was in Hentai or something, but it turned out it was just Dr.Maybe trying to take over the world once more. We sorted him out but Swamp Thing had to give up his soul, which was a bit of a bummer!.”

— John Constantine on Dr.Maybe

“This page has far too many userboxes”
~ Captain Obvious on Dr.Maybe's Userboxes

“JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS!”
~ Holiday Hawk on Dr.Maybe

“AAAAAAAAA!”
~ AAAAAAAAA! on Dr.Maybe

“Qe.Znlor vf n trrx”
~ ROT13 on Dr.maybe

“No Comment”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dr.Maybe

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This user is a complete, irredeemable reverse osmosis. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and adds at the reverse osmosis.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

MS-4

This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is the random ambiguous Audi that absolved their eyeball inside of your tuxedoes so you must hoarsely pasteurise them with a cauldron.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.